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TOM SHULTZ
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Matthew Garrett, Margaret Madeleine, Tom Shultz, Rachel Shultz, Deborah Shuman, Susan Yuhas
Astrologer Claire Voyeur
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CREATIVE ATTITUDE ONLINE is a whacky graphical profile of the skills, insights, mind, eye, background and experiences of designer, writer, illustrator and humorist Tom Shultz. It is updated whenever this editor has little better to do. Although the publisher believes it provides the reader a very thorough— if not downright confounding — overview of the professional qualifications of Mr. Shultz, there will be those who require a more traditional vitae. If so, please request by e-mail a concise and sterile resume.
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Stranger Than Fiction?
INNOCENT TRAVELERS CAUGHT IN
GIANT CHEEZY MOUSETRAP!
GIGANTIC MOUSETRAPWith gas prices way up and tourism way down, insipid southern California entrepreneurs have been in search of new ways to fleece out-of-towners. However, one of the most time-tested ploys still being used in smoggy old Orange County is a GIGANTIC MOUSETRAP! Curious but unsuspecting easterners, already conditioned to expect the unusual in this part of the world, are lured inside by insidious, human-sized rodents offering buckets of deep-fried, partially hydrogenated, extruded cheesefoods. Now finding themselves trapped in long lines, these helpless captives are herded into large machines and forced to spin around — often regurgitating their masticated cheesefood products. With their reason and judgment altered, the trapped are then reposited into areas where, in order to regain their freedom, they are persuaded to cash their travelers checks or max-out their credit cards purchasing images of famed cartoon characters emblazoned upon polyester-blended sportswear. Finally, they are induced to consume supersized, sugar-infused, carbonated beverages before their release.    ts/ca
 
DO-GOODERS: Making the rest of us look bad!
Do-gooder du jour
Stop 'em before they save the world!
Don't you just hate all those do-gooder types out there? You know, helping people for free and stuff like that? You see 'em runnin' around on their days off doing volunteer work. Jeez. It sure makes you and me look kinda like big slackers! What's the big idea anyway? Like those folks at The Hunger Site. Just go to their site, click a button, and bam! — you're giving FREE food to starving people. Why don't they just mind their own darned business?
CHECK IT OUT!
CAN YOU
BELIEVE IT?

Those crazy bastards at The Hunger Site are just giving food away...
Visit The Hunger Site
 
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