TOM
SHULTZ / creative attitude
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good day to start a new project, although
tomorrow would be okay too. Most likely
it is a creative project that your client,
boss, or an associate has been putting pressure
on you to begin, but you are not sure how
to go about it. Don’t worry! A solution
will undoubtedly present itself... Perhaps
the answer is right under your nose? You
may just not realize that there are people
who’s business it is designing solutions
to creative problems, and who can make you
look really great and incredibly smart!
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Tired of tearing your hair out
trying to come up with your own
really, really clever ideas?
In need of a surefire method for
meeting the creative and visual
needs of your business?
Do you desire a new look and feel
that doesn’t look or feel
like everyone else’s look
and feel?
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Fed up with TM, ESP, EST®,
BVD, Dianetics® and Diuretics?
Then
it's time you unlock the remarkable
creative insight of TOM
SHULTZ
and unleash the untapped power
of your own CREATIVE
ATTITUDE!
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(860) 669-1107
NOW
for an absolutely FREE,
no-obligation,
personal
creative CONSULTATION!
Or
send E-MAIL
for more info!
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Editor/Publisher/Designer
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TOM
SHULTZ
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Photographers
Matthew Garrett, Margaret Madeleine, Tom Shultz,
Rachel Shultz, Deborah Shuman, Susan Yuhas
Astrologer Claire Voyeur
Technical Consultant
Tim Speevack |
Inquiries
Tom Shultz / Creative Attitude
58 Commerce Street
Clinton, CT 06413
Voice/Fax: (860) 669-1107
E-mail: tom@tomshultz.com |
| CREATIVE
ATTITUDE ONLINE
is a whacky graphical profile of the skills, insights,
mind, eye, background and experiences of designer,
writer, illustrator and humorist Tom Shultz. It
is updated whenever this editor has little better
to do. Although the publisher believes it provides
the reader a very thorough— if not downright
confounding — overview of the professional
qualifications of Mr. Shultz, there will be those
who require a more traditional vitae. If
so, please request by e-mail a concise and sterile
resume. |
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Tom Shultz/Creative Attitude
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Stranger
Than Fiction?
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INNOCENT
TRAVELERS CAUGHT IN
GIANT CHEEZY MOUSETRAP!
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 With
gas prices way up and tourism way down, insipid
southern California entrepreneurs have been in search
of new ways to fleece out-of-towners. However, one
of the most time-tested ploys still being used in
smoggy old Orange County is a GIGANTIC MOUSETRAP!
Curious but unsuspecting easterners, already conditioned
to expect the unusual in this part of the world,
are lured inside by insidious, human-sized rodents
offering buckets of deep-fried, partially hydrogenated,
extruded cheesefoods. Now finding themselves trapped
in long lines, these helpless captives are herded
into large machines and forced to spin around —
often regurgitating their masticated cheesefood
products. With their reason and judgment altered,
the trapped are then reposited into areas where,
in order to regain their freedom, they are persuaded
to cash their travelers checks or max-out their
credit cards purchasing images of famed cartoon
characters emblazoned upon polyester-blended sportswear.
Finally, they are induced to consume supersized,
sugar-infused, carbonated beverages before their
release. ts/ca |
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DO-GOODERS:
Making the rest of us look bad!
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| Don't
you just hate all those do-gooder types out there?
You know, helping people for free and stuff like
that? You see 'em runnin' around on their
days off doing volunteer work. Jeez. It sure makes
you and me look kinda like big slackers! What's
the big idea anyway? Like those folks at The
Hunger Site. Just go to their site, click a
button, and bam! — you're giving FREE
food to starving people. Why don't they just mind
their own darned business? |
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CHECK
IT OUT!
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CAN
YOU
BELIEVE IT?
Those crazy bastards at The Hunger Site
are just giving food away...
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